From my favourite source for the absurd, The Grauniad.
Uhhh Diana, you'd have to give them a brush to dust away the cobwebs, love.
And of course no post about bat-shit crazy feminists in the Guardian would be complete without La Valenti.
I'm guessing a personal milestone* was passed sometime between June 2014 and July 2015.
The Wall, it's not just a classic rock album.
*Any bets that the passably attractive photograph of Mz. Valenti is culled from thousands of shots and that the one magically unrepresentative image was selected?