Saturday, 19 August 2017

An ass to die for

"Local authorities are also trying to find if there were other people, who "admired" or "approached" the donkey, in order to avoid the risk of spreading rabies in the locality."

Tuesday, 15 August 2017

Tremble and Obey

Silly Chinese, not realising they were in a totalitarian police state.

Saturday, 5 August 2017


Found in my junk mail folder.

My name is Rajwa Jbeily Daoud, 59 years old single lady with no kids, because i have not been married before.
I'm from Homs Syria but i live in Aleppo Syria. I retired recently as a branch bank manager from Byblos Bank Aleppo, Syria.
Please dear, there is something very important i will like to discuss with you if you don't mind.
I will tell you the detail of the discussion and give you my credentials once i receive your humble reply.

Thanks and may Allah bless you.
Miss Rajwa Jbeily.

What do they take me for that I would be tempted by a middle-aged Syrian spinster?


From a Malaysian newspaper.

According to the Mufti of the state of Perlis, Muslim men are permitted to, direct quote "lick their wife's vaginas but not to the extent of swallowing any feces".

This is in response to an earlier pronouncement from the Mufti of Perak that oral sex is strictly forbidden in Islam. I guess one could call the Perlis mufti a liberal.

So Muslim carpet-munching is somewhat like dealing with the Mafia, one slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit. A profoundly depressing aspect in observing contemporary Muslim societies is the automatic submissiveness* of the masses to religious authority and their desire to comply with the minutest hair-splitting religious directive. I was startled in my teens to see that the Malay language sections of bookshops were dominated by religious books proffering guidance for the most mundane day-to-day situations. This hasn't changed in thirty years.

They are not like us.

*not a coincidence that islam means submission.